More than friends less than lovers
Started as nothing, then you glued us together
Thought you were gay, then you treated me like bae
So I came around and thought, maybe, why not? Hey!
You crossed that roommate line, and I should have known better
Then you backed right up, left me confused beyond measure
Looking for someone to swipe you right off your feet?
Easy thrill. Man, you and those apps are meant to be.
Those feet tired yet? Running in circles, no ground in sight.
You fall for every anything with a hole. I said it, that’s right.
The dumber the better is clearly your type. Not my vibe.
So I guess the only problem I have is the following gripe…
Don’t ghost me under my own own roof after you acted like boo.
Let me think...it’s fucking inconsiderate you fucking tool.