One more time, ordered this leafy green thing
I can’t stand it, never makes my heart sing
When all I want is a burger, or even some wings
Ordered a salad, picked straight from a tree
With every bite I wonder if it’s worth it, this wring
A flat belly when all I want is a pork one. (Ding!)
It’s ready, here it comes. This thing they bring
Might as well be paper, that leafy green spring
Dreaming of steak, maybe even worshipping
Forget the green thing, all I want is to eat like a queen