A behind so big, the blind blink.
So round, full, it fills my feed.
Butts here, butts there, they’re everywhere?
Squat squads fill the gym
With desperate hopes to look like Kim
K, so I stand here, in front of the mirror
Looking at my own derriere
Wondering why butts are such a big deal
When all it is is a permanent meat seat.
It really ain’t something to beat, feat., especially on repeat.
Stop sharing all your deetz.